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Stag Night Pranks To Play On The Groom
To help get your creative juices flowing and we have come up with some ideas for some pranks to play on the stag night! It’s usually best to plan these things in advance or at least have some idea so you have time to prepare and so you don’t make any bad judgements when drunk! An idea might seem hilarious when you have had 12 pints – Not so funny in the morning when all the alcohol has worn off!
If you have any pranks you'd like to share, then please let us know and we'll feature you on the site.
"Call yourself a tranny? You haven't even waxed!"
Having got the groom absolutely legless, take him back to his room and put the unconscious lump to bed. Then proceed to completely empty the room of all his personal possessions, leaving only his travel documents (optional) and a previously bought dress with matching shoes.
How, make yourselves scarce and leave him to find his way home... wearing nothing but the sexy black mini skirt that you picked out for him 3 weeks ago! Remember to pick a dress that will match his eyes, otherwise it could be a bit embarrassing couldn't it? Oh yes, he's going to hate the lot of you for this one!!!
Backdraft
Before jetting out to your chosen city, distract the groom sufficiently for some one to tamper with his suitcase.
Once in the suitcase, replace all the groom's trousers with one solitary pair that have had both cheeks cut out! For underwear, leave nothing but a pair of frilly knickers/G-string/you get the idea. Remember to keep your suitcase well hidden upon arrival, because as soon as he finds out what's happened he'll be pulling on your 501s as quick as he can. Again, if you can set this up before all departing the hotel (and he's the last one to leave, so has no choice) then it's a sure thing to drop him right in it!
Adam and Steve
If the groom is not of a particularly aggressive nature (i.e. is not going to stick your head up your own arse for doing it), arrange for him to have a final bit of action in the form of a stripper. Watch as he laps up the attention the woman is paying him. Watch his face as she slowly rubs oil into his chest. Watch his excitement grow as she handcuffs him to the chair. Watch him go absolutely mental when he finds out the stripper is actually a bloke!
This one is for highly recommended for the twisted of mind, though it takes a good act to carry off the gender swap (unless he's had 12 pints, in which case John Prescott would probably be able to fool him!)
It's a Jungle in There
Leave the Groom bemused that nothing actually happened during the Bachelor Party, only to find that, upon his arrival back home, his living room lights are all on... Lights that are fuelling the growth of one-inch-high Cress, planted only two days previously in a sodden area of carpet by you, his loving mates! For that personal touch, distribute the seeds in such a way that a message is written in the emerging flora.
CAUTION: Do not undertake this gag if he shares the house in question with his loved one. Unless you're tired of having testicles anyway, that is.
Nana Kournikova says "Grazias
Once the man of the hour is snoring soundly and half-comatosed in his Spanish pit, write a few large words of thanks (with a black marker pen) from a fictitious lover in honour of a session of late-night Olympics the previous evening. Say how "magnificent" this "wild stallion" has been and sign it with the name of the oldest maid in the hotel. The note should be written large enough on his back for all to see, so that when you go in to his room and drag him off to the communal breakfast area without giving him time to pull a top on, his fake fan letter is there for all other guests - and staff - to snigger at.. literally, behind his back!
This depends on being somewhere hot, on having an unconscious stag (that bit's safe enough) and on having the nouse to get him outside in the morning before he sees the offending autograph! A family hotel with a sense of humour is perfect.
Now, with those mischievous cogs about to kick into overdrive, why not have another look at our uniquely wonderful range of stag night novelties, including tie-on boobs, willy and bum shorts and inflatable sheep.. to name but the classiest 3!
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